Cowboy: That your dog?
Indian: Yep.
Cowboy: Mind if I speak to him?
Indian: Dog no talk.
Cowboy: Hey dog, how's it going?
Dog: Doin' all right.
Indian: (Look of shock!)
Cowboy: Is this Indian your owner? (Pointing at the Indian.)
Dog: Yep.
Cowboy: How's he treating you?
Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.
Indian: (Look of total disbelief!)
Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your horse?
Indian: Horse no talk.
Cowboy: Hey horse, how's it going?
Horse: Cool.
Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)
Cowboy: Is this your owner?' (Pointing to the Indian.)
Horse: Yep.
Cowboy: How's he treating you?
Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather.
Indian: (Look of total amazement!)
Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your sheep?
Indian: Sheep lie.
Cowboy's Still Exist
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Cowboy's Still Exist
Kizmet
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RAF 617 Squadron, The DamBusters
AHC COS Retired
AHC CinC Staff, Retired
BEF CinC, Retired
RAF CO, Retired
Apres Moi Le Deluge!
After me, the flood!
"The DamBusters - not just a squad, a game imbalance"
Executive Officer
RAF 617 Squadron, The DamBusters
AHC COS Retired
AHC CinC Staff, Retired
BEF CinC, Retired
RAF CO, Retired
Apres Moi Le Deluge!
After me, the flood!
"The DamBusters - not just a squad, a game imbalance"
gators1 wrote:I think a battalion of Georgia rednecks can easily take a bunch of Vermont hippies with peace symbols on their uniforms.
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Re: Cowboy's Still Exist
Kizmet wrote:Cowboy: That your dog?
Kizmet: Yep.
Cowboy: Mind if I speak to him?
Kizmet: Dog no talk.
Cowboy: Hey dog, how's it going?
Dog: Doin' all right.
Kizmet: (Look of shock!)
Cowboy: Is this Indian your owner? (Pointing at the Indian.)
Dog: Yep.
Cowboy: How's he treating you?
Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.
Kizmet: (Look of total disbelief!)
Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your horse?
Kizmet: Horse no talk.
Cowboy: Hey horse, how's it going?
Horse: Cool.
Kizmet: (Extreme look of shock!)
Cowboy: Is this your owner?' (Pointing to the Indian.)
Horse: Yep.
Cowboy: How's he treating you?
Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather.
Kizmet: (Look of total amazement!)
Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your sheep?
Kizmet: Sheep lie.
Thor
Pilot Officer
RAF 617 The DamBusters
I was a bit unclear... I mean I don't give a sh..t what I'm bombing - as long as I fly with my friends.
I'm a happy bomber
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Pilot Officer
RAF 617 The DamBusters
I was a bit unclear... I mean I don't give a sh..t what I'm bombing - as long as I fly with my friends.
I'm a happy bomber
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Kizmet
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thor wrote:Kizmet wrote:Cowboy: That your dog?
Kizmet: Yep.
Cowboy: Mind if I speak to him?
Kizmet: Dog no talk.
Cowboy: Hey dog, how's it going?
Dog: Doin' all right.
Kizmet: (Look of shock!)
Cowboy: Is this Indian your owner? (Pointing at the Indian.)
Dog: Yep.
Cowboy: How's he treating you?
Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.
Kizmet: (Look of total disbelief!)
Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your horse?
Kizmet: Horse no talk.
Cowboy: Hey horse, how's it going?
Horse: Cool.
Kizmet: (Extreme look of shock!)
Cowboy: Is this your owner?' (Pointing to the Indian.)
Horse: Yep.
Cowboy: How's he treating you?
Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather.
Kizmet: (Look of total amazement!)
Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your sheep?
Kizmet: Sheep lie.
We smokem peace pipe at mini con paleface Norwegian. 
Kizmet
Executive Officer
RAF 617 Squadron, The DamBusters
AHC COS Retired
AHC CinC Staff, Retired
BEF CinC, Retired
RAF CO, Retired
Apres Moi Le Deluge!
After me, the flood!
"The DamBusters - not just a squad, a game imbalance"
Executive Officer
RAF 617 Squadron, The DamBusters
AHC COS Retired
AHC CinC Staff, Retired
BEF CinC, Retired
RAF CO, Retired
Apres Moi Le Deluge!
After me, the flood!
"The DamBusters - not just a squad, a game imbalance"
gators1 wrote:I think a battalion of Georgia rednecks can easily take a bunch of Vermont hippies with peace symbols on their uniforms.
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