Chicken Surprise

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CHICKEN SURPRISE AT A CHINESE RESTAURANT


The Wife and I went out for a meal at a Chinese
restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise."

The waiter brings us the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before
the lid slams back down

"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks Me.

I hadn't, so she asks Me to look in the pot. As I
reached for it again the lid rises, and I see two little eyes looking around before it slams down.

Rather perturbed, I call the waiter over, explain
what is happening, and demand an explanation.

"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"

I replied, "Chicken Surprise."


(You're going to love this....................)
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Ah... so slorry," says the waiter, "I bring you
Peeking Duck"