Mt. Isa's a fair way off the coast I spose.
Isa's got a couple of river gorges and that kind of thing doesn't it?
Going to a river out in the bush, having a barbecue, slamming back a couple of mettalic mates and having a game of cricket or something is one of the reasons we all got arrested and sent to Australia in the first place.
That and the beaches...
How hard are the English kicking themselves now....?
"For the crime of stealing a loaf of bread, we're sentencing you to a lifetime of servitude with great beer, beaches, and some of the most beautiful women in the world."
"Bugger. What's the catch?"
"We're going to make sure that there is only shit on the TV, so you're going to have to go out and have barbecues and stuff instead Muahahahahaaa! That'll teach you to steal the Queens bread!"
"No, no! It can't be true!
:prayer: :partyman: :drinkers:
"But on a bright note, we're not complete arseholes, we'll bring Russel Crowe over from New Zealand for you, that'll be fun."
"There's gotta be a downside to everything I spose...."
