ship wreck
A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck.
Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him.
After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.
One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle -
a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi .
That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening beach ritual.. It was another beautiful evening - red sky,
cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings' again....
He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex for months.
Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there
was anything she could do for him.
He said, 'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'
LMAO
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Kizmet
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Re: LMAO
Well, chit. I hate Nancy too. Then again, if I had been Bill Clinton, I would never have gotten caught after the fact.
You'd think that the most powerful man in the world would at least found him a "Ho" that didn't spit!
You'd think that the most powerful man in the world would at least found him a "Ho" that didn't spit!
Kizmet
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AHC COS Retired
AHC CinC Staff, Retired
BEF CinC, Retired
RAF CO, Retired
Apres Moi Le Deluge!
After me, the flood!
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gators1 wrote:I think a battalion of Georgia rednecks can easily take a bunch of Vermont hippies with peace symbols on their uniforms.
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Reddog
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Re: LMAO
Well with history being accurate Ben you might get back to us in 2050, but as all people know the world is going to end in 2012.
Oh Ben , in case you forgot .
NO POLITICS
Oh Ben , in case you forgot .
NO POLITICS
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Apres Moi Le Deluge!
After me, the flood!
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Apres Moi Le Deluge!
After me, the flood!
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Main4ce
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Re: LMAO
Reddog wrote:Well with history being accurate Ben you might get back to us in 2050, but as all people know the world is going to end in 2012.
Oh Ben , in case you forgot .
NO POLITICS
and its 21st of Dec 2012 to be percise
Main4ce
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Cono
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Re: LMAO
Can you tell me what time? I'm busy that day and need to see if I can fit the end of the world into my schedule.Main4ce wrote:Reddog wrote:Well with history being accurate Ben you might get back to us in 2050, but as all people know the world is going to end in 2012.
Oh Ben , in case you forgot .
NO POLITICS
and its 21st of Dec 2012 to be percise
Cono (a.k.a. Conobot)
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