THE PHOTO ON THE NIGHT STAND
After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery."
THE PHOTO ON THE NIGHT STAND
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Hughes
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THE PHOTO ON THE NIGHT STAND
Tel "Hughes"
Chief of Staff of the BEF Army retired
Commanding Officer 70 Bomber Wing Division retired
Chief of Staff of the BEF Army retired
Commanding Officer 70 Bomber Wing Division retired
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Sniper62
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the other day on the radio they were talking about if some tranies could pass as good looking girls and alot of ppl called in and told thier stories about it....
one story consisted of a "it" that was married to its husband for twenty years and the only ppl that knew about it was her family and its husband didnt even know....how that could be true idk
Sniper62
CO RAF 617 Squadron "The DamBusters"
My Movies: (youtube links, PM me if you are interested in higher res)-BARCAP in Action-Fighter Action-Fighter Action #2-Sniper of 09s-109f1vsSpitV
CO RAF 617 Squadron "The DamBusters"
My Movies: (youtube links, PM me if you are interested in higher res)-BARCAP in Action-Fighter Action-Fighter Action #2-Sniper of 09s-109f1vsSpitV
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Kizmet
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Gives "Fuck It" a whole new meaning.
Kizmet
Executive Officer
RAF 617 Squadron, The DamBusters
AHC COS Retired
AHC CinC Staff, Retired
BEF CinC, Retired
RAF CO, Retired
Apres Moi Le Deluge!
After me, the flood!
"The DamBusters - not just a squad, a game imbalance"
Executive Officer
RAF 617 Squadron, The DamBusters
AHC COS Retired
AHC CinC Staff, Retired
BEF CinC, Retired
RAF CO, Retired
Apres Moi Le Deluge!
After me, the flood!
"The DamBusters - not just a squad, a game imbalance"
gators1 wrote:I think a battalion of Georgia rednecks can easily take a bunch of Vermont hippies with peace symbols on their uniforms.
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FuelPump
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Apparently the true story that the opera "Madame Butterfly" was based on was about a French spy who had a Chinese wife. They were married for like 20 years. It turns out that this guy can't have been much of a spy, for 2 reasons.
1) His wife was actually spying on him, and sending the intel to the Chinese.
2) His "wife" was actually a bloke. Had the undercarriage down and locked, and everything.
How the hell could you be married to a man for 20 years and not know it?????? Especially with the meat and potatoes still hanging there????
1) His wife was actually spying on him, and sending the intel to the Chinese.
2) His "wife" was actually a bloke. Had the undercarriage down and locked, and everything.
How the hell could you be married to a man for 20 years and not know it?????? Especially with the meat and potatoes still hanging there????
Fuelpump
RAAF
617 Squadron
RAAF
617 Squadron