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LMAO

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:39 pm
by hiiamben
ship wreck


A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck.
Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him.

After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle -
a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.

The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi .

That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening beach ritual.. It was another beautiful evening - red sky,
cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings' again....

He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex for months.

Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there
was anything she could do for him.

He said, 'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'

Re: LMAO

Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:28 pm
by Reddog
Tread Lightly Young Benjamin.

Re: LMAO

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:47 am
by hiiamben
nope Dog i just wont let em tread on me!

Re: LMAO

Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 5:23 am
by Main4ce
Still a good joke!

Re: LMAO

Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:45 pm
by Kizmet
Well, chit. I hate Nancy too. Then again, if I had been Bill Clinton, I would never have gotten caught after the fact.

You'd think that the most powerful man in the world would at least found him a "Ho" that didn't spit! :toke: :iconbutt: :iconFU: :lol:

Re: LMAO

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:12 am
by trevor8
Ben when you gonna get your arse in game?

Re: LMAO

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:39 pm
by hiiamben
Not until we win the good fight trevor!!

Re: LMAO

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:25 pm
by Reddog
Well with history being accurate Ben you might get back to us in 2050, but as all people know the world is going to end in 2012.

Oh Ben , in case you forgot .

NO POLITICS

Re: LMAO

Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 1:11 pm
by Main4ce
Reddog wrote:Well with history being accurate Ben you might get back to us in 2050, but as all people know the world is going to end in 2012.

Oh Ben , in case you forgot .

NO POLITICS
:lol:

and its 21st of Dec 2012 to be percise 8)

Re: LMAO

Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:51 pm
by Cono
Main4ce wrote:
Reddog wrote:Well with history being accurate Ben you might get back to us in 2050, but as all people know the world is going to end in 2012.

Oh Ben , in case you forgot .

NO POLITICS
:lol:

and its 21st of Dec 2012 to be percise 8)
Can you tell me what time? I'm busy that day and need to see if I can fit the end of the world into my schedule.