Cowboy's Still Exist
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:42 am
Cowboy: That your dog?
Indian: Yep.
Cowboy: Mind if I speak to him?
Indian: Dog no talk.
Cowboy: Hey dog, how's it going?
Dog: Doin' all right.
Indian: (Look of shock!)
Cowboy: Is this Indian your owner? (Pointing at the Indian.)
Dog: Yep.
Cowboy: How's he treating you?
Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.
Indian: (Look of total disbelief!)
Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your horse?
Indian: Horse no talk.
Cowboy: Hey horse, how's it going?
Horse: Cool.
Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)
Cowboy: Is this your owner?' (Pointing to the Indian.)
Horse: Yep.
Cowboy: How's he treating you?
Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather.
Indian: (Look of total amazement!)
Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your sheep?
Indian: Sheep lie.
Indian: Yep.
Cowboy: Mind if I speak to him?
Indian: Dog no talk.
Cowboy: Hey dog, how's it going?
Dog: Doin' all right.
Indian: (Look of shock!)
Cowboy: Is this Indian your owner? (Pointing at the Indian.)
Dog: Yep.
Cowboy: How's he treating you?
Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.
Indian: (Look of total disbelief!)
Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your horse?
Indian: Horse no talk.
Cowboy: Hey horse, how's it going?
Horse: Cool.
Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)
Cowboy: Is this your owner?' (Pointing to the Indian.)
Horse: Yep.
Cowboy: How's he treating you?
Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather.
Indian: (Look of total amazement!)
Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your sheep?
Indian: Sheep lie.
