Blonde Joke
Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:36 pm
Bubba and Cooter, graduated from UGA, were standing at the base of a flagpole in Midland looking up. A blond lady walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "But we don't have a ladder."
The blond woman, graduate engineer from Ga. Tech., took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.
Cooter shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blond? We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"
Bubba and Cooter are currently supervising the reconstruction of New Orleans.
"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "But we don't have a ladder."
The blond woman, graduate engineer from Ga. Tech., took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.
Cooter shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blond? We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"
Bubba and Cooter are currently supervising the reconstruction of New Orleans.