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Blonde Joke

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:36 pm
by Kizmet
Bubba and Cooter, graduated from UGA, were standing at the base of a flagpole in Midland looking up. A blond lady walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "But we don't have a ladder."

The blond woman, graduate engineer from Ga. Tech., took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Cooter shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blond? We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"

Bubba and Cooter are currently supervising the reconstruction of New Orleans.

Re: Blonde Joke

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:09 pm
by Cono
Kizmet wrote:Bubba and Cooter, graduated from UGA, were standing at the base of a flagpole in Midland looking up. A blond lady walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "But we don't have a ladder."

The blond woman, graduate engineer from Ga. Tech., took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Cooter shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blond? We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"

Bubba and Cooter are currently supervising the reconstruction of New Orleans.

ROFL

I bet that blonde was butt-ugly too. :lol:

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:26 am
by trevor8
thats fucked up...**walks out door to party on bourbon....**