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Water or Wine?
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:02 pm
by barely8
WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of shit!
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
Moral: It is better to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit.
This is a public service mesage.
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:08 pm
by Duke2
LOL -- Lotta Shit out their. he he
Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:49 am
by Bulldog
LOL - now you know why I won't let anyone drink from my canteen!
BTW - makes those OIC job's much more fun when your canteen is full of single malt scotch. It improves the COMS (i.e. talking shit).
Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:12 am
by Cono
harshat wrote:LOL - now you know why I won't let anyone drink from my canteen!
BTW - makes those OIC job's much more fun when your canteen is full of single malt scotch. It improves the COMS (i.e. talking shit).
As of last night, Barely's canteen has been replaced with a bottle of Glenlivet 18yr single malt scotch. BEF operations should get interesting starting tonight.
Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:41 pm
by Kizmet
Hot damn. He got it did he. He'll be mofo'n the whole damn AHC soon....woot!
Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:09 pm
by barely8
Oh yes, I did get it. Saaweeeet! I don't think one can obtain the 18-year old Glenlivet Scotch in the US. The 12-year old is pretty much the standard sold here.
Unfortunately, I just got home (12:07 am Saturday) from officiating college volleyball and have to be back at it at 9:00 am Saturday morning so I am not going to get to try any of the new stash.
Cono's da man! Thanks again for the Glenlivet M8. And remember, don't drink the water!