617Dambusters

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador
Retriever and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet
again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in
an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices
and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the
way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets
and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food
is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

; ; I have to mention here that practically everyone in the
line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy
behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I
was in the hospital.

I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls
and a car hit me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the
door.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMFG that was funny

OMG

Roflmao good 1 barely!!

I about pissed myself. That's damn funny.

LOLOLOLOL

Better watch out, Barely. Some women may actually find you licking your balls pretty impressive.

ROFLMAO!

Do you Howl now to? he he ( Good one Bar )

ROFLMAO - too funny!

Heh, read that out to my GF and she nearly choked on her coffee.