Squirrel's

[Kizmet]

There were Five country churches in a small TEXAStown: The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church , theMethodist Church , the Catholic Church and the Jewish Synagogue.

Each church and Synagogue was overrun with pesky squirrels.

One day, The Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will..

In The BAPTIST CHURCH the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many there the next week

The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely trapped the Squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.

But -- The Catholic CHURCH came up with the best and most effective solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter

Not much was heard about the Jewish Synagogue, but they took one squirrel and had a short service with him called circumcision and they haven't seen a squirrel on the property since.

[Pegasusbelgar]

[Hughes]

not exactly political correctness Kiz

but I like this one.....

Three preists Catholic, Methodist and Jewish find a pot of money and discuss what they should do it.
The catholic priest suggests they should draw a circle on the ground and throw the money in the air, what falls inside the circle they should put to the chruch, what falls outside they should keep and spend on themselves.

The methodist agrees to a point but suggests that the money that falls outside of the circle should go to the chruch and waht falls inside the circle they should keep and spend on themselves.

The Jewish priest says no, let god decide what to do with it, we should throw the money in the air what he wants he can Keep!

[Main4ce]